Hirelings as Items


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1. Body fluids are highly acidic 11. Bioluminescent fungal infection
2. Gelatinous bones 12. Mucus acts as very strong glue
3. Mole-ish limbs 13. Can't feel pain
4. Encyclopedic knowledge of fungus 14. Can mimic sounds and voices
5. Indestructible knee-length hair 15. Poisonous to most creatures
6. Fire resistant sweat 16. Ridiculously tall
7. Stomach turns anything into alcohol 17. Can bite through bite-sized objects
8. Psychically deficient 18. Sneezes near (insert creature type)
9. Aspiring prophet 19. Exceptionally buoyant
10. Camel-like hump that stores water 20. Leaves a trail of slime everywhere


Bonus. What happened to the hireling?

They were... Because they... and it's the PC's problem because...
1. Devoured by rats incited a riot the hireling's lover blames the party
2. Sentenced to death touched a cursed amulet the town holds the party responsible
3. Drowned in manure stole from a wizard the hireling's ghost is haunting them
4. Mauled by a horse didn't pay their debts the hireling stole their supplies
5. Burnt to a crisp fell in love the hireling released a demon
6. Turned to stone got into a brawl legally they have to pay for the funeral

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